penguinize:

if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide

michael kors discontinued the purse i wanted HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA help 

Remember when my mom used to call froyo “make your own sundae”

And on this day, I got my second migraine of the week and was forced to go suit shopping.

fancynewbeesly:

I know that you had to make this choice, and you had to give something up for me, but I never want you to have to give up anything.

lizayzay:

JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE

Yahoo is buying tumblr? Sos save our site

aquahs:

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